Ten Funny Quotes By Linus Torvalds

Linus provides 10 funny quotes, mostly developer/linux based funnies.

Linus provides 10 funny quotes, mostly developer/linux based funnies.

“Dijkstra probably hates me”

(in kernel/sched.c)

“How should I know if it works? That’s what beta testers are for. I only coded it”
(somewhere in a posting)

“I’m an idiot.. At least this one [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..”
(in response to a bug report)

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